My name is Tonia but people call me toe. I enjoy food. Just your ordinary toe, enjoying food, living life, reblogging random stuff.
“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do
when the person you like starts dating someone else
"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.