the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
parents: how were your grades this semester?
when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.
why were dinosaurs so big
because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures
will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
its sad when cute boys dont think theyre cute
it’s sad when cute boys don’t think i’m cute
calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep