fuck those people that say “you never bother to talk with me” when they never bothered to talk to you either
if youre having a bad day just watch this
i bet they’re best friends now
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD
what type of currency do they use in outer space
Fuck.I literally just threw my phone
10 pm sounds like a good time to start all the hw due tomorrow that i had all week to finish
white person voice: this apple juice is too spicy
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off
Only tumblr can give me feels about math…
I feel like this could accurately describe some ships I’ve shipped.
And whats even worse is regular ol’ intersecting lines
They meet once and grow farther apart forever.
That awkward moment when you start shipping lines.
I think it’s time that I step away from the computer…